Here is “Сказка о рыбаке и рыбке” [“The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish”] by graBffiti – not by Alexander Pushkin. See All You! Vladimir Putin [“Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin”], the Angler, got his dream catch – that legendary goldfish who will fulfill any wish in exchange for freedom ….

In graBffiti version of that story, the Fish is pronounced ‘who’ not ‘it’ because fish is a sentient being after all. More, the gender of the Fish is not ‘he’, ‘she’ or ‘it’ but ‘?’ – Why? Because it is not up to you half-wit, but up to the Fish to choose ? gender. Anyway, it is Russia. And, due to the climate change obviously you boneheaded, it is NOT Cold War. NATO War? Нет, нет – just look at the size of that US Sub-Marine on the hook.